Try this : Describe the difference between a tank-top and a sleeveless T-shirt without using your hands. Be precise. Simply describe each type of shirt. Words only. No gestures.
Good luck and try not to sound like an idiot.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Saturday, July 15, 2006
A Poem
THEY KILL ME
what is it with green eyes.
is it because they usually
look blue at first glance
and when you realize that
holy fuck
those are not blue
they're actually green
and not a milky hazel
or a fiery hazel
or a set of colored lenses
from the trendy eye boutique
where the shallow and wealthy
collide in one big urban disaster
or a trick of the light
(or a dimming of yours)
but honest-to-God green
like the shade of backyard maples
in 1972 or the color of
your first bicycle
yes that green
what is it with green eyes.
what is it with green eyes.
is it because they usually
look blue at first glance
and when you realize that
holy fuck
those are not blue
they're actually green
and not a milky hazel
or a fiery hazel
or a set of colored lenses
from the trendy eye boutique
where the shallow and wealthy
collide in one big urban disaster
or a trick of the light
(or a dimming of yours)
but honest-to-God green
like the shade of backyard maples
in 1972 or the color of
your first bicycle
yes that green
what is it with green eyes.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Let Me Share Two Quotes Completely Out Of Context
1) "I'm tired of talking about my breasts, so I'm picking up my accordian and going home".
2) "You might think that the three of us times 10,000 makes a great neighborhood, but No - we need hookers and crackheads and stuff to keep from boring each other to death".
God bless my friends.
2) "You might think that the three of us times 10,000 makes a great neighborhood, but No - we need hookers and crackheads and stuff to keep from boring each other to death".
God bless my friends.
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